listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
