i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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