I have demons in me.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He has the fingertips of a God
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