Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My dick has a subreddit
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize