That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's the barista slut.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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