I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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