you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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