You made me cry and you don't even care
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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