is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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