all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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