Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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