no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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