oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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