totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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