Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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