So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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