Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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