And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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