He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
NoShamevember. You game?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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