where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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