I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Randomize
