id be glad to
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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