How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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