So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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