whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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