the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
As shirtless as possible
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Randomize
