ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
