I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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