then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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