TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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