Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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