Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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