Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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