TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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