I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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