I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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