its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm too high and old for this...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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