is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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