He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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