ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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