She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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