oh fat girl friday strikes again...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Come on in and take your pants off
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