I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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