Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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