IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He did a backflip because drugs
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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