honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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