Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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