i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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