return my video game
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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