This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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