if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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