no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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