Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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