i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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