He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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