So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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