Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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